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  Getting it off my chest.

  by Tamasin in

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  hi all, i have been a "lurker" here for some time and feel like i want to share my experience in the hope that it relieves me of dark thoughts i can't shake.

  i was "brought into the truth" by a guy, he had to let me study with a girl of course but always had me ear marked to preach in bangladesh one day.

  fyi this is a guy who was disfellwoshipped many times and once shaved his head and sent it to bethel apparently it's something to do with some form of repentance in the bible or something?

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  We are nice people here....Yeah stay away from that creepy guy.....so, what are you wearing? KIDDING, just kidding, welcome!
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  I AM THINKING OF BECOMING A CULT LEADER- ANY SUGGESTION?

  by Mr Facts in

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  i am quite impressed at the power the gb wields globally and it prompted in me the strong desire to start my own religious cult.

  i wouldnt any hurt anyone though, my goal is just to experience the privilege that power and authority gives and in the process grow financial empire.. i am presently putting down some strategies down in paper and i have been watching many videos on youtube and accessing cult-related materials, learning from cult leaders arround the world and observing their modus operandi.

  please if you do have any suggestion, freely offer it, i will appreciate it so much.. .

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  The leader always ends up having lots of wives or sleeping with other followers wives because "the Lord told him it was needed..."

  Yeah the Lord in his pants!!!!!!!
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  October 1, 1926 WT on the Prophetic Seven Times of the Gentiles

  by JakeM2012 in

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  2. friends

  i know that this has been discussed previously about the 607 b.c.e and the 586 b.c.e.

  debate.

  but i found it interesting in the october 1, 1926 wt the quotes under the subheading:.

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  What? WOW!!
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  Scriptural v legal divorce

  by Inisc in

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  2. friends

  hi everyone, this is sort of a long story but i'll try to keep it short.. mrs inisc was previously married, and before our wedding the elders were giving us a bit of a hard time as her divorce was nigh on complete but just wasn't officially finished, however what they were really concerned about was they weren't sure her ex husband had had "relations" as they like to say,as there wasn't enough satisfactory evidence in their opinion.

  this of course made me almost catatonic with rage, especially since we hadn't been to a meeting in about 6 f'ing months and this was what they were worried about.

  and i might add the wedding was entirely booked!.

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  They dont even investigate it here they take your word for it. My wife was married before. I thought this was sooooo wierd.
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  Essential Watchtower publications

  by peggaloon in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  hi friends,.

  i have a very nice jw friend who is willing to hand me some old copies of books / magazines that they are throwing out.

  he comes with a long background of the cult so he has many years of literature (50 years possibly).. which are the essential books / magazines i should try to get off him to help me in my evangelism to the witnesses?.

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  Enemies says Fascist catholics will take over the USA soon check the idex at the back.......I think pages 137 -140
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  I used to be a JW! Shocking, I know

  by NewChapter in

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  2. beliefs

  it's true.

  i used to be a jw.

  i was duped.

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  Is that really a picture of you with long blonde hair? I'm just asking cause I used to be a J.W.

  If no and your a dude I will feel cheated cause I was a J.W.
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  Was I the most fanatic Witness or can you beat this??

  by Witness 007 in

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  2. experiences

  at 18 after the quick build at our hall i gave up on a career {except window/toilet cleaning} and became a rabid pioneer/servant who, get this...made a plastic sleeve necklace so i could put my blood card in it!!!

  i had one in my wallet and one hanging on my neck.. can anyone beat that?

  fast forward to 2001 when fractions became a "conscience matter..." i remember shaking my head during that watchtower study...i destroyed my blood cards and asked my doctor to put me down as "no religion.

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  I used to get questioned at the pool or gym....what medical card is that?

  I was such a loser, I wish I could build a time traveling car go back 20 years and kick my own ass!
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  I used to be a JW! Shocking, I know

  by NewChapter in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  it's true.

  i used to be a jw.

  i was duped.

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  Witness 007

  Feel better now?
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  "Tower Heist" the worst most lame heist movie ever....made by Morons!

  by Witness 007 in

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  2. friends

  ben stiller and eddie murphy....should be funny?

  not one funny line just stupid banter.

  so they try to steal a solid gold car which they move around the building like it's made of paper.

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  Ben Stiller and Eddie Murphy....should be funny? Not one funny line just stupid banter. So they try to steal a solid gold car which they move around the building like it's made of paper. SPOILER ALERT ...In the end they hide it in the swimming pool under the heat blanket....yeah the FBI would be that dumb. It was just a dumb movie.

  A real heist movie is "The Heist" with Gene Hackman. 10/10.
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  Here is a pic of Stephen Lett and his wife.

  by Iamallcool in

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  Witness 007

  And yes he gives talks like somebody who Over-dosed on his Medication.